Citations and Sayings

Index

• General
• Physics
• Mathematics
• Computer
• Logos

General

A good question is never answered. It is not a bolt to be tightened into place but a seed to be planted and to bear more seed toward the hope of greening the landscape of idea.

A hypothetical paradox :
 What would happen in a battle between an Enterprise security team, who always get killed soon after appearing, and a squad of Imperial Stormtroopers, who can't hit the broad side of a planet?

All I want is a warm bed and a kind word and unlimited power.

A baby is God's opinion that the world should go on.

Anyone who hates Dogs and Kids Can't be All Bad.

Physics

Radioactive cats have 18 half-lives.

A physicist is an atom's way of knowing about atoms.

All science is either physics or stamp collecting.

Mathematcs

"355/113 -- Not the famous irrational number PI, but an incredible simulation!"

Math is like love - a simple idea but it can get complicated.

Arithmetic is being able to count up to twenty without taking off your shoes.

Computer

"Beware of bugs in the above code; I have only proved it correct, not tried it."

Documentation is like sex:
 when it is good, it is very, very good; and when it is bad, it is better than nothing.

Logos

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